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Metrocide First Impressions Review

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The first level. I dream to see a world beyond this game’s first level. Due to apparently having been given the cruel hand of fate’s repeated smack, that is still as far as I have gotten in Metrocide. I say this as someone who beat Dark Souls‘ first boss on …

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The Floor is Jelly Review

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The Floor is Jelly feels like an appropriate game to be reviewing right after The Old City: Leviathan. While The Old City tried its damnedest to be a piece of art and failed, The Floor is Jelly makes it look all too simple. The Floor is Jelly is not an …

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JUJU Review

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Before I start this review, I need to be clear about something pertaining to JUJU, the game which is the focus of this review. I am not the target audience for this game. If I had to wager, most of you reading are not the target audience either. JUJU is …

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The Old City: Leviathan Review

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What did I just spend two and a half hours playing? I’m not even sure if I could call it playing, considering all I really did was walk around, press the “E” key a few times, and jumped off a ledge once or twice. If you were not a fan …

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Assassin’s Creed: Rogue Review

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Everyone was insisting Assassin’s Creed: Unity was going to blow gamers away and finally be the first “truly next-gen” game. All anyone really was interested in hearing about was the latest iteration of the Assassin’s Creed series on the shiniest of consoles. Most people didn’t even see the trailers or …

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This War of Mine Review

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War. War may never change, but can our perspective of it in games change? How many games do we play as a participant of combat, mowing down countless masses of faceless foes? H***, it was not long ago that the newest Call of Duty title was released. Some games do …

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Endless Legend Review

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There is no way to go about it with this review without admitting one thing — I have not beaten Endless Legend. To be honest, I’m not entirely sure this is the sort of game you can “beat”. Despite pouring hours into the game and learning several of its systems, …

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Legend of Grimrock 2 Review

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Note: Due to some technical difficulties with Steam, I have been unable to complete this game prior to release. This post will concern my thoughts on my experiences with the game for the eighteen hours I have played thus far. I will update this post when I have completed the …